Wonderful Definitions

School
A place where Parents pay and children play.

Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference
The confusion of one human being multiplied by the number present.

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal
A person no different from the rest....except that he/she got caught.

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections, and Confidence after.

Doctor
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise

3 Oct 2009

Will be my first D day for 2009.

Details not out yet but 100% will be signing up...

Cannot slack liao

Chicken a la Carte

View this movie at cultureunplugged.com

Chicken a la Carte : Director: Ferdinand Dimadura | Genre: Drama | Produced In: 2005

Synopsis: This film is about the hunger and poverty brought about by Globalization. There are 10,000 people dying everyday due to hunger and malnutrition. This short film shows a forgotten portion of the society. The people who live on the refuse of men to survive. What is inspiring is the hope and spirituality that never left this people.

Restarting : Intervals

Did a different training. restarting to do interval. Been a long long time since I did intevals... 1.5 years ago....

did 5 sets of 400m...... din want to push myself

ended the training like a dying man... lollol

getting old liao.... no longer young..... like wifey says......."OLD MAN"

Random Pics

Megan's first trip to Pastamania

Megan after an hair cut.


Kiddy ride @ KK Hospital

Not very happy still in KK

BABIES GALORE

Congrats on all the parents.... have fun with your bundle of JOY.........

Welcome to parenthood.

Verene Chong

Enver Han

Max Yuji Kroll

Back to Basics

Been slacking lately so din bother to update the blog.

Did a 8km late night after Megan enter dreamland. As I proceed to each step I was strangely remind of the Joy running. Seems that nowdays, running involve shoes tights & expensive gear and the aim to get PB.... In the mist of all the training, seems that the JOY of running of lost.

As the reach the 4km mark, I slowed down my pace & listen my body, really listen to each step that i take, each stride to i move.... & manage to learn a bit abt of myself in the process.

I just its time to get back to the basics.... the fundmental of running.... so am i heading to the right direction... only time will tell.

Still pending on signing up fof KL marathon, passion run & AHM 2009.

Shall pend a while more....

Quote of the day

Got this from an e-mail.....

How true it is.......................

LAZY

No updates.. cos been slacking..............

anyway.

HAPPY VALENTINE DAY!

Sports Massage Pte Ltd

Today finally have a taste of XZ sports massage skills. Hear the first two toos were totally wasted during the session.

Massage was painfully but manage to release the tightness of the ITB.... the pain was still manageable...

the fun part was seeing 1 toos being force to massage and 2 toos willing step up to be "killed"

LOL.....

Resolutions

Someone ask me how come I din post any resolutions for 2009, since the year coming to an end.

I thought about it... so here my 2009 resolutions..

SLACK

Seriously after 2008, will cut and focus on other things.... maybe do 1 marathon and thats it..

BORING rite..... what to do I'm a boring guy what.

Anyway HAPPY NEW YEAR........... have a great year ahead.. if its sucks this year.. ok?

Red Toy

My red toy arrive today....yipeeeee

can't wait for test it..........wooooooooooo

Megan's Birthday Cake

Been gettings lots of inquiry on Megan's Birthday cake.....

Please contact vivian @ vivcheung@yahoo.com

or visit her website @ http://www.freewebs.com/vivcakes/

Do note you may have to make very early bookings...........

Enjoy

Running for a Cause

This year SCSM will be a special one, cos I'm running for a charity...

Do visit the website & contribute:

http://www.stellasmumglobalmarathon.com/

Thanks

New Gadget

I HAVE SINNED AGAIN.........................

stay tune................

Personal SUB-PRIME crisis

Recently did lunch with a few of my kakis..

Was surprised that a certain friend was living off "credit".... spending more than he can afford.

"Credit" can be a double edged sword... it can cuts you both ways.

Sub-prime crisis arises to the fact that bank lax in giving credit & pple abusing the credit, when times are good.... everything is rosy.. when hard times hit you... things will start to fall apart.

Was wondering how many pple out are doing that.. living off credit..?

Be certain that the after effect hasn't full blown yet.. more is yet to come.......

If you are those living off credit... better start rethinking your life

Slacking

okok I know that I'm slacking.........but but....... it's tapering what......

Dun care Run Run Run...........

The battle continues..... between MIND vs BODY...........

Happy Birthday Megan

Today, finally celebrate Megan 1st year birthday party.
Glad to see all the familiar faces that I din have much chance to meet up & catch up...
Can see the little one enjoying herself depsite crying at times.
Can't believe that she already 1 year ......... seems like yesterday or last year that we were carrying her...

Happy Birthday, Megan.......

Din have much chance to take pictures of the event...so pple kindly send me the pics that you all have taken... hor........

Thanks for the ''Art Director" for doing up the banner for Megan.....

Thank you so much

Rainy Seasons

Been raining for the past few days.... Nice weather..... but not so nice for the Lims

1. Sat, Megan had fever & cold.
2. Tue, I caught sore throat and cold.
3. Wed, Nelly got the fever, cold & sore throat.

So with every1 not feeling beri well.... time to slack a bit.....

2 days .... to B day......lots of thing to tie down....

Not Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now left knee got a funny feeling after last weekend LSD..... keep fingers crosss ............. arrrggghhh