Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Funny truths about life in small small Singapore....

1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day Bathe with heater on.

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep

3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)

5. Smell Of rubbish beside letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox

6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, harder & harder to Maintain

7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expect students to learn More

8. Technology - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.

9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore -
They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans


10. Language - Translation needed between Singaporean Chinese andMainland Chinese

11. Voting - Don't like to vote, but like to complain

12. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats

13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost

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