Saturday, June 6, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Wonderful Definitions
School
A place where Parents pay and children play.
Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference
The confusion of one human being multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
A person no different from the rest....except that he/she got caught.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections, and Confidence after.
Doctor
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise
A place where Parents pay and children play.
Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference
The confusion of one human being multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
A person no different from the rest....except that he/she got caught.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections, and Confidence after.
Doctor
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise
Thursday, May 14, 2009
3 Oct 2009
Will be my first D day for 2009.
Details not out yet but 100% will be signing up...
Cannot slack liao
Details not out yet but 100% will be signing up...
Cannot slack liao
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
CBD Run - Fort Canning
Manage to join the gang after a absence of 1.5years...
The group has grown, lots of new faces all ard.
Tonight, was the do 6 loops ard FC. Started slow & easy keeping pace w burnz. Nice warm up before doing the loops.
Did an intervals of 3 loops while others OTOT their rounds.
Took a stroll back w burnz, laser, regina & yili...
Nice running & slacking all cum in one. :)
The group has grown, lots of new faces all ard.
Tonight, was the do 6 loops ard FC. Started slow & easy keeping pace w burnz. Nice warm up before doing the loops.
Did an intervals of 3 loops while others OTOT their rounds.
Took a stroll back w burnz, laser, regina & yili...
Nice running & slacking all cum in one. :)
Sunday, May 10, 2009
LSD: 43KM
The target for tonight run was 60km, for those who are doing the SDM 84km its their final peak before tapering.
For me, I'm just joining the trg w a different mood. Plan was to do the first 42km and see how my legs hold up.
Burnz, fennel, tao, ST, laser & me start the run at ard 8pm. Started doing a 25mins run 5mins walk. Weather was humid. Doing keeping pace w ST in case of her ITB. the gang regroup @ the first toilet. Burnzm fennel and me press on towards the playground while the rest proceed the meet us at C4 overhead bridge.
Laser lost her stream & had to stop and took cab back to CV. Meet up w XZ support at the end of bedok reservior.... THANKS XZ.
Cold drinks, banana & grapes... SHIOK... ST then took a ride back home.. while we proceed to complete the first run..
Reach CV 6hrs 39mins... garmin shows 43.09km... wah
Decided not the push my legs in fear of ITB flaring up, so together w tao did support for burnz & fennel for their final 20km...
well done burnz & fennel.... for completing the tough 63km run... time to taper liao..
For me, I'm just joining the trg w a different mood. Plan was to do the first 42km and see how my legs hold up.
Burnz, fennel, tao, ST, laser & me start the run at ard 8pm. Started doing a 25mins run 5mins walk. Weather was humid. Doing keeping pace w ST in case of her ITB. the gang regroup @ the first toilet. Burnzm fennel and me press on towards the playground while the rest proceed the meet us at C4 overhead bridge.
Laser lost her stream & had to stop and took cab back to CV. Meet up w XZ support at the end of bedok reservior.... THANKS XZ.
Cold drinks, banana & grapes... SHIOK... ST then took a ride back home.. while we proceed to complete the first run..
Reach CV 6hrs 39mins... garmin shows 43.09km... wah
Decided not the push my legs in fear of ITB flaring up, so together w tao did support for burnz & fennel for their final 20km...
well done burnz & fennel.... for completing the tough 63km run... time to taper liao..
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Chicken a la Carte
Chicken a la Carte : Director: Ferdinand Dimadura | Genre: Drama | Produced In: 2005
Synopsis: This film is about the hunger and poverty brought about by Globalization. There are 10,000 people dying everyday due to hunger and malnutrition. This short film shows a forgotten portion of the society. The people who live on the refuse of men to survive. What is inspiring is the hope and spirituality that never left this people.
Friday, April 17, 2009
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